{"id":226,"date":"2011-12-07T18:50:59","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T22:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2011\/12\/07\/model-beehiveour\/"},"modified":"2013-09-23T13:18:10","modified_gmt":"2013-09-23T17:18:10","slug":"model-beehiveour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2011\/12\/07\/model-beehiveour\/","title":{"rendered":"Model Beehiveour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wonderful wife-like person has a desk job downtown. As we&#8217;re coming up on the end of the year, she decided it was time to do a little desk clean up. In one of the desk drawers she found a small jar of honey that she had stowed there some time ago. She&#8217;d brought the sweetener to work to have with her afternoon tea. Evidently she&#8217;d misplaced the jar and forgotten about it. She asked me if I thought the honey could still be edible.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, my sweet woman&#8230; One more reason to love you. You give me opportunities like these to validate my archive of trivial knowledge by applying it to common, everyday situations!<\/p>\n<p>The honey is definitely edible, I declared. Honey is the only food, in fact, that doesn&#8217;t go bad. Jars of it were pulled out of an ancient Egyptian tomb once upon a time and the samples were still good to go.<\/p>\n<p>Those bees know what they&#8217;re doing. Not to take anything away from the ancient Egyptians of course, but the pyramids are hardly what you&#8217;d call pristine anymore. As a matter of fact, you&#8217;d be hard pressed to come up with anything man-made that has the lasting integrity and appeal as bee-made honey. And these days the expiration term on things is just getting shorter and shorter.<\/p>\n<p>But not honey. Because bees don&#8217;t mess around. They don&#8217;t get distracted. They&#8217;ve got their one thing and they keep working on it. Day in and day out, generation after generation. They hone it. They refine it. They make it pure. Elemental.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s how you make something with lasting integrity. Lasting appeal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An anecdote to reveal a fairly obvious conclusion on the merits of hard work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-from-the-studio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tylergibb.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}